How To Be a Weekend Goth. An amusing read. Understated humour. Perhaps primarily amusing to "cranky old goths", as opposed to "young pup newbies".
The other rants are amusing too.
How To Be a Weekend Goth. An amusing read. Understated humour. Perhaps primarily amusing to "cranky old goths", as opposed to "young pup newbies".
The other rants are amusing too.
News flash! NEWS.com.au | New Yorkers 'whining, stupid' (December 29, 2002). NEW YORK city has fired the head of its customer service office after he admitted calling New Yorkers "whining" and "stupid" in an essay on the Internet.
Slashdot | Hardware Bytes. A whole lotta cool hardware.
Slashdot | The Year in Technology. For your retrospective needs.
Clash star Joe Strummer dies - Dec. 23, 2002. Ahhh crap. A minute's silence, please. Then pull out your favourite Clash tune and give it a spin. Radio Clash, London Calling, Guns of Brixton... can't choose. Will play them all.
Ananova - Ex-Olympic gymnasts banned for appearing in adult movie. Possibly not work safe, depends on your workplace.
A modded shredder. aka sleep-dep, caffeine, geeks and appliances just don't mix.
Ctrl Alt Del - Tragically L337 - 2002.12.23. Probably the best bit of christmas cheer I've seen yet.
Proper PNG Support in Internet Explorer for Windows Petition. Go sign it. Please. If you don't get it, go read A List Apart: Cross-Browser Variable Opacity with PNG: A Real Solution. If you still don't get it, you are not 1337. Or not a web geek, one of the two.
More cool java demos. Some of these are super-funky java versions of oldskool effects. Tasty :)
Penny Arcade! 2002.12.09. When Animals Do Something You Should Have Expected, You Chump!
miniworldgames - sober santa. silly flash game fun!
The snoop-proof laptop - theage.com.au. I want this system. I probably log into my workstation a hundred times a week, it's irritating.
Slashdot | Nintendo's Playstation Settlement Bombshell (or not...updated). Updated to say the slashdot crew "might have fallen for a hoax"
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Alt.EvilTech.com - Moron of the Year. I hope this is a joke.
Sun-Sentinel: News Local - Fingerprint technology faces test in court. Should photoshopped fingerprints be admissable evidence? I don't think so - not at this stage. The system currently relies on "the integrity of the individuals involved"
. Meaning it's not suitable when the outcome could send someone to jail... or to their death. Remember, people used to rely on lie detector tests; but they can be faked, so now it's just an aid to an investigation. If someone fails the test, then that's an indication that you should dig further. It doesn't mean any more than that. Same for photoshopped prints - you can't be sure you haven't altered it when you "enhance" an image.
Slashdot | Doom Archive Reopened... and halfway to slashdotted. Cool stuff for those of us who dedicated endless hours to Doom II.
Cool CD craft thing. Table. With CD bits. Here's my own tip: if you want to break CDs, fold them up in an old towel to do it. That way you don't get shards everywhere.
Slashdot | Nintendo's Playstation Settlement Bombshell.
"Console Talk has the story on a settlement between Sony and Nintendo over the rights to the "PlayStation" name, which was originally a joint owned copywrite, given to a CD and Cartridge based system to play SNES games. The settlement is for 10% of Sony's proceeds, past and present on the "PlayStation" name, currently amounting to approximately $2.3 billion. Nintendo is allowing Sony to pay it off in installments over the next 20 years."
Vampire Ecology in the Jossverse, or to put it another way, the maths behind how Sunnydale survives its vampire infestation. As a race, that is. Not as individuals. Individuals are still screwed if the scooby gang aren't around.
Davezilla reports an IE6 image bug. Annoying fucking bug, too.
WThRemix - Design and Code Challenge. Don't like the design of the W3C page? Enter the contest!
Yahoo! News - Record Industry Wants Small Shops to Clean House. In other news, the record industry announces lastest business plan drafted by Butch the Schoolyard Bully. They feel they can learn more about petulance and picking on smaller kids from Butch and the five other boys he keeps handy as backup.
I mean seriously, how much time do these people have on their hands?? Did they just hire too many lawyers while pursuing Napster and well hey they have to be kept busy now?
VG Cats - Comic Browser - 2001.11.08. Yeah don't ask me why all the comics have cats this week.
The Telegraph - Court refuses trial by combat. A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.
AP Wire | 12/15/2002 | U.S. death row population falling. Great headlines'r'us.
Some people apparently have different needs in a vehicle. This guy apparently needed lots of clearance. Holy crap.
Neko The Kitty - Monday, August 19, 2002. This is so true it hurts.
The Sunday Mail QLD: Earthquake rocks city [15dec02]. Usual over the top report by the sunday snail. We thought the people in the unit next to us had slammed their patio door really fucking hard :)
Slashdot | Tim O'Reilly Says Piracy is Progressive Taxation. I particularly like the first point made.... Obscurity is a far greater threat to authors and creative artists than piracy
. Yes, indeedy. If nobody know you or your stuff, nobody buys your stuff. However, if everyone knows you and 10% of them buy your stuff, you're in business. What if 20% pirate your stuff? Well you're still better off than the poor bankrupt company who can't get their stuff bought OR pirated.
Some companies have realised this, so they only go after corporate piracy - that is, businesses using pirate software. If the guy at home doesn't get a pirate copy, he can't learn how to use it and he'll never purchase it at work. Not just that, but many companies now licence a second copy of each corporate purchase, for home use... for that exact reason.
Mac Addicts to the Rescue. Mac evangelism aside, this is a great example of someone getting medieval on a scammer's arse.
To quote triumph, the comic insult dog..... HOLY CRAP!!! telnet://junkyard.shacknet.nu/. brisvegas bbs kids will know what to do with this one. Not to mention this collection of ansi screens...
Slashdot | Motorcyclists To Get Wearable Airbags. Snow Crash, here we come.
C|Net.com - AMD's future plans: Keep annoying Intel. Ahhhh, good :) Not as dire as first thought.
o2b is Tim Murtaugh, NYC. - seven techniques to help prevent image theft. Similar to an article I've posted previously, with a nicer version of the disable-right-click method.
Ars Technica: IMAK Smartglove (12/2002). Looks much better than the sports supports I've tried - they're not made for computer/mouse usage and they're definitely not made to stand up to daily use. Who knows. My desk at work is crap (gap between the keyboard tray and rest of the desk, right where the mouse should sit) so this might not help anyway.
Santarchy! "Ho ho hofucki'mdrunk". Large groups of unruly "Cheap Suit Santas" getting up to no good. Includes police reports.
Google Viewer. Very cool, although as a tip you'll want to bump up the delay - 10-30 seconds is good depending on your connection speed.
CNN.com - Gibson to appear in new 'Mad Max' film - Dec. 10, 2002. For US$25million, why not? Sadly, they're even saying straight out that they're going to hype this to hell: "This is an event movie, and we know how to market event movies."
Winds of change blow Black Prince out of TV sport - smh.com.au. Basically, this is as good as it gets in the world of TV. It's not a nice industry.
Secrecy over car-rotting petrol additive - smh.com.au. The E10/E20 ethanol debate continues. Unfortunately none of the stakeholders appear to be working together with the others.
Human or Computer? Take This Test. Discusses the ways you can have an automated process identify a computer vs. a human. Not a Turing test, although they are discussed, but rather a gatekeeper/checkpoint. A human has no problem identifying a word in distorted text or sound; but a computer - currently - has little or no chance of figuring it out. This does have some issues for disabled users and text-only browsers; but for the most part the benefits are worthwhile.
Another interesting point in this article is this... We can make a computer "smart" at maths because it's a relatively set body of knowledge. 2 + 2 = 4, big brother aside. But identifying a word in distorted text is something we don't understand nearly as well; so we can't express the process in code well enough for the computer to do it. Advances are being made; but to create a true artificial intelligence, we will have to understand ourselves far better than we do now.
Choppers grounded by vandal attack - smh.com.au. Line them up next to the fuckwits who started the fires, hold a lottery to see who gets to shoot them.
formandcontent: worldview desktop v0.9. Pretty cool, although I wish he'd put up the HTML!
Lorem Ipsum - All the facts - Lipsum generator. Says it all, really. What is lorem ipsum, and where can I getsum? Ouch, OK, even I groaned after that one.
In the Future, We'll All Be Harry Potter (Alertbox Dec. 2002). Jakob in an unusually whimsical mood... but his points are good; Harry Potter's world is filled with stuff that we could have right now. We have the technology. I was discussing this with someone the other day... we have the technology to do so many things, but they aren't done. It's a damn shame. The evil of money/profit is frequently to blame, it seems... eg. all cars could ten times safer than they are now; but it would "cost too much". Depends on how you define "cost", i think.
The Register | Woman jump starts car with cyber-infant. Well, the little bastard had eaten her car's immobiliser anyway... not terribly cyber, really.
But in the end, they're still nothing more than video games by Jewels. Discussing game addiction.
Slashdot | The Heretofore Unpublished Letters of Ernest Glitch. Mad scientist ahoy?
MacEdition Guide to CSS2 Support in PDA/Handheld Browsers. In short - handhelds suck at CSS. It's like being right back to Netscape 4....
W3C Home Page Table-less Layout: HOWTO and FAQ. Every now and then the W3C has a fit of humanity and produces a tutorial. It's not really something they have to do, but it's nice to throw us a frickin' bone occasionally. Of course, plenty of websites out there cover this technique; but this is W3C's attack on the problem.
smh.com.au - Don't mention fun. German stereotypes aside, there's always a counterpoint... what if getting rid of "fun" in the workplace actually reduced stress? Well, perhaps for some people yeah. Myself I think a nice balance is the best approach. Allow some workspace personalisation, but ditch the group-hug team bullshit.
Scientific American: Getting Real. Groovy display research. Be sure to read the second page as well.
Penny Arcade! 2002.12.06 asking the big questions :)
MIKE WENDLAND: Internet spammer can't take what he dishes out. Sweeeeeet irony.
Slashdot asks for it: What Makes Great Science Fiction?
This one has done the rounds already... but what the hell: The Register | Man burns penis with laptop.
Slashdot | Sega Master System is Reborn. Hurrah for retro gaming :)
fontmonster. As usual with free font sites, quite a few are abominations; but there are some real beauties in there.