1. Instagrams bragging about unseasonably mild weather
2. People go to the footy
3. Instagrams complaining about weather actually matching season
4. Instagrams of broken umbrellas
5. People stay in and watch footy on TV
6. Instagrams of Manly ferry in huge waves
7. People in wetsuits dodge waves on boardwalks
8. Manly ferry stops running
9. Instagrams of garden furniture upended in back yard
10. People in wetsuits go to the footy
11. People who don't catch it notice the Manly ferry stopped running
12. People told not to go to festivals
13. People surprised to discover cars don't float
14. People told not to go anywhere at all
15. People in wetsuits swim in local park
16. Instagrams of neighbour's roof in back yard
17. People in wetsuits told to go home
18. Festivals cancelled
19. Manly ferry converted to ark
20. Footy cancelled

Once and for all