One of the best vitriolic welcome to the internet pieces I've read in a long, long time. I think this should be given to every new user when they sign up with an ISP. But that's just me :) A taste: "Welcome to the Internet. No one here likes you. We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming." Harsh, but oh so true.
I'm impressed with this one... building a cardboard school.
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