The Onion does it again - Military Promises 'Huge Numbers' For Gulf War II: The Vengeance. "If you thought the first one was good, just wait until you see the sequel," Rumsfeld said of Gulf War II, scheduled to hit Iraqi theaters of operation March 22. "In the original, as you no doubt know, we defeat Saddam Hussein, only to let him slip away at the very end. This time, we're going back in to take out the trash." Ahhh, satire.

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