The scene: a fibreglass ronald mcdonald convenion. Two ronalds creak off to a corner with their ales..... ron one: ".....next thing I know this girl walks up and[[[Test pattern, soothing music, we are sorry for this break in transmission]]] ron two: "you're kidding me, right? all i get is drunk guys trying to smash my skull in with a brick!"
You can just never anticipate the stuff that turns up in livejournal posts. With respect to the DGen crew for the inspiration for this post's format. Late Show fans know what I'm talking about.
(Cut to shot of Tommy G smoking a pipe)