The Web site that Nick built - smh.com.au. Speaking as a self-taught turned professional web developer; this is a) too true and b) fuckin' funny.
I do have two "beg to differ" points though. 1) DON'T USE FRONTPAGE. Get your teenager offspring to "borrow" a copy of Dreamweaver MX off a mate if you really can't afford it. 2) You should learn to code by hand first anyway, if you have the time and inclination. You really will benefit later on if you know how to fix things directly.