The Register | The self-healing, self-hopping landmine. Whooee, those good folks at DARPA have been working on making land mines that can sense a breach in the minefield; then have the separate landmines move around to recreate the full minefield. Human rights campaigners give up in disgust (well ok, not really).
The Register | Why we love the Iraqi information minister
Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ... will go down in history as one of the most entertaining mouthpieces of tyranny ever to grace the international stage. You've seen the soundgrabs, now view the webpage! http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
The Register | Vibrating Nokia self-pleasure. Well, after so many jokes it just had to happen.