- Brown's outburst a national embarrassment: PM - National - smh.com.au / NEWS.com.au | Speaker defends ousting Greens (October 24, 2003) / Greens Senators locked out of Parliament. 24/10/2003. ABC News Online / Charge of the Lightfoot brigade saves the day - National - smh.com.au
- NEWS.com.au | Bashing is another mistaken identity (October 24, 2003). Stupid fucking crims can't even get the right person; then people wonder why gated communities are popular??
- Study shows spam turning away email users. 24/10/2003. ABC News Online
- Laser hits the spot for acne sufferers. 24/10/2003. ABC News Online. Zit zappin'.
- Hu seeks closer Australian ties. 24/10/2003. ABC News Online
- Fears grow over free-trade deal concessions - National - smh.com.au. Who runs this fucking country anyway?
- Next, the greening of the tuckshop - www.smh.com.au:
Canteens in public schools will be able to sell chocolate, soft drinks and fatty foods no more than twice a term under a push by the State Government to tackle the epidemic of childhood obesity.