• NEWS.com.au | Telstra profit almost doubles (February 12, 2004) / Tanner blasts Telstra for overcharging - BusinessNews - www.smh.com.au / Telstra rings up $2.3b profit. 12/02/2004. ABC News Online ...yet their service still sucks. The ABC article shows how clearly Tel$tra is being run to make money, not to provide a service.
• NEWS.com.au | Bush arms himself with service record (February 12, 2004): FACING an election battle against a war hero, US President George W. Bush has distributed pay records from his time in the Texas Air National Guard to try to kill off claims he was absent without leave during the Vietnam War. ... But [a White House spokesman said they] had been unable to find anyone who could remember serving with a man who later became the US President. Oh good! So now it seems not only did he go AWOL, he got paid anyway! Great proof, there.
• NEWS.com.au | Jobless rate up to 5.7pc (February 12, 2004) / Jobless rate inches up. 12/02/2004. ABC News Online: Out-of-work men accounted for the small increase in the unemployment rate, with a rise of 0.1 per cent.
• NEWS.com.au | Man drunk after eating trifle (February 12, 2004). They wouldn't doubt it if it was TRAUMA TRIFLE! Haha! (in-joke)

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