Wrigley Australia = teasing bastards

Wrigley Corporate Australia & New Zealand: Why is Big Red not available in Australia & New Zealand? Big Red is not on sale in Australia & New Zealand on a continual basis. We have made formulation changes to the Big Red product made in the USA and will from time to time, release limited stocks to satisfy consumer demand. Continue to review this website for release dates.

Fuckers. I declare you guilty of cuntishness; for which you should be tied in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds.*

Just sell the damned gum, ok? Don't put little tease batches out there to get a cinnamon fan's hopes up :(

* Credit to KinslayeR for that line.


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