uncle sam wants you! have perky breasts

Bigger breasts offered as perk to US soldiers. 22/07/2004. ABC News Online: The United States Army has long lured recruits with the slogan 'Be All You Can Be' but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on taxpayers' money. ... an Army spokeswoman [is quoted] as saying, 'the surgeons have to have someone to practice on'.

Maybe it's a new strategy - send only DD women to the front line to distract the enemy. Seriously though, how does a tit job prepare a surgeon for removing bullets from people? Are they saying the surgical trauma of a facelift is about the same as a gunshot wound?


Anonymous Anonymous  

July 22, 2004 3:58 pm

Maybe the U.SA.'s cunning strategy is to use really big tits as WMD's. Either as unrestrained bludgeoning weapons, modified to carry weapons (i think Austin Powers may have had a close encounter with a set of lethal breasts).

Geez make them big enough, and you could fit an extra soldier in each!!

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