Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Won?t Patrol Brice Street:
Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. He was standing on his hind legs and facing the oncoming Valkyrie with steadfast resolve in his little beady eyes. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! I am pretty sure the scream was squirrel for, 'Banzai!'
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the net. Go. Read. Now. Unless you are in an extremely quiet, conservative workplace... in which case, print it out and go find somewhere you can safely scream with laughter.