Blogged by Relapse, this was yesterday at work:
<indignant>"Don't steal my snake! I was using it to think, I need something in my hands."
..."Stop playing with my snake!</indignant>
"Oh no I've been blogged. Don't blog me or I'll *kicks bin accidentally* ow."
"Ow! Don't hit me with my snake."
"I can't even pick my snake up."
EDIT: One last one (probably on purpose) for "the peanut gallery."
"That's it, I'm taking my snake and going home."
So.... those who know the people I work with... can you pick who was speaking? :)