Ooh, you're a dark one. Sitting in the corner, singing to yourself, playing with matches and twitching. Most of the time you instinctively avoid company, and if you're forced into close proximity, things do not go well. You can probably stop stabbing that teddybear now. It's not going anywhere.
What's your malfunction?
[Also: kudos to the creators of this one, for providing standards-friendly markup (albeit not quite perfect, hence standards-friendly and not -compliant). Yes, I am quite aware of just how geeky I am, but thanks for noticing! :)]