percussive maintenance and multi-function-devices

I have an idea.

All photocopiers, printers, faxes and especially "multi-function devices" (MFD, almost immediately renamed MotherF@!#%! Device) need a new feature.

On the front, at about shin level, put a big metal plate on shock absorbers. Hook it up so that when you give that bloody thing a good kick up the guts, it cycles the power.

You let off steam and you'll fix most problems....


Anonymous Anonymous  

June 16, 2005 11:08 pm



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